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𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁 (
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2025-08-03 06:44 am (UTC)
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I'm at the marketplace buying groceries but if this is an actual emergency then I'll head back now.
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glub
2025-08-03 06:48 am (UTC)
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what do you mean an actual emergency
i dun lie
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2025-08-04 03:25 am (UTC)
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you don't lie but your emergencies tend to turn out to be kinda
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weak.
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glub
2025-08-04 03:32 am (UTC)
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weak
you mean like your excuses to come home early
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2025-08-04 03:40 am (UTC)
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how is buying groceries a weak excuse?
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glub
2025-08-04 03:42 am (UTC)
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then what was your excuse the other day
working out
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2025-08-04 03:46 am (UTC)
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I was working out like I do everyday.
you can join me next time if you want.
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glub
2025-08-04 03:47 am (UTC)
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what you do everyday dun look like working out
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2025-08-04 03:49 am (UTC)
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what does it look like to you then?
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glub
2025-08-04 04:02 am (UTC)
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self inflicted torture maybe lol
i dunno how your arm doesnt just fall off
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withhold
2025-08-04 04:06 am (UTC)
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it isn't hard you just have to build up the muscles for it.
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glub
2025-08-04 04:08 am (UTC)
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puhleeaaase my muscles are fine as is
i have abs too yknow
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2025-08-04 04:13 am (UTC)
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oh do you? I haven't noticed.
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glub
2025-08-04 04:14 am (UTC)
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probably because you forgot pushing on them while you were in your other form
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2025-08-04 04:16 am (UTC)
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suuuuuuure that must be it.
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glub
2025-08-04 04:23 am (UTC)
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hello i can prove it
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2025-08-04 04:39 am (UTC)
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I don't need you to prove it.
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glub
2025-08-04 04:49 am (UTC)
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then are you admitting defeat
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2025-08-04 04:54 am (UTC)
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if it means that I won't find you standing half naked in the living room when I'm back then sure I admit defeat.
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glub
2025-08-04 04:57 am (UTC)
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i would at least keep it to the room
im not that bad
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even if his shirt is like half-buttoned most of the time around the house, but listen...
mermen don't like shirts
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i dun lie
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[ how should he put this... ]
weak.
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you mean like your excuses to come home early
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working out
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you can join me next time if you want.
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i dunno how your arm doesnt just fall off
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i have abs too yknow
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im not that bad
[ even if his shirt is like half-buttoned most of the time around the house, but listen...
mermen don't like shirts ]