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[ he snaps and sends a photo of a duck plushie. the plushie itself is dressed as some sort of pilot with the little hat and scarf. the only odd thing about this is.... that it's photo'd in the kitchen on top of one of their dining plates. ]

you didnt say what kind of bird you needed for dinner sooooo
i might have improvised lol

[ don't worry, he also did buy some chicken...

just a lot less and they look like the worst parts of the chicken. ]

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it's cute but we can't eat that. [ ??? ]

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idk have you tried asking first
maybe hes a very generous duckie

he has two arms and two legs yknow

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I'll ask him when I'm back but you did get all of the ingredients right?

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welllll kinda
50 50 or 70 30

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what do you mean 50 50 or 70 30 o_O?

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uh i think i hear the stove on

so weird

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what happened to the ingredients?

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youre going to have to ask the culprit when you get back

[ yeah he's blaming caleb's duck. ]

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[ oh, so it's his duck now? ]

¬_¬

aren't I asking him right now?

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[ listen, whatever keeps him from stealing artsy birb. ]

naaah
thats why i sent you his mugshot earlier

he did always say he was curious about what jail was like you know